Welcome! Hi, I'm Italian, I'm 16.
I love GREEN DAY and i like other similar bands and stupid things. Oh and The Simpsons. I'm tall, thin and dumb. I generally follow back c:
once i was babysitting my neighbor’s 6 year old and she asked me why i was so ugly and without thinking i said “i’m you from the future” and she cried for like 30 minutes
Make sure you marry someone who laughs at the same things you do.
Straight Boys: Why are all the hot girls lesbians?
Lesbians: Why are all the hot girls straight?
Straight Girls: Why are all the hot guys gay?
Gay Guys: Why are all the hot guys straight?
Bisexual People: WHY ARE ALL THE HOT PEOPLE TAKEN?
Pansexual People: everyone is hot what do I do
Asexual People: what
call me super glue cause holy shit do i get attached
I timidi notano molte cose, ma sono molto bravi a non farsene accorgere…
Sweet Dreams (Are Made Of This) (1983) Vs. Seven Nation Army (2003)
YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS IS LITERALLY THE SOUND OF COOL
Press play and you will find yourself wearing a long black coat on a windy city street holding a firearm that won’t be invented for another 50 years, your voice will be a full octave deeprer AND YOUR HAIR WILL LOOK PERFECT.
if only Lucifer had his theme song this would be it
Religions exist because people would rather have a wrong answer than no answer at all.
Chuck Palahniuk (via uoa
going to school: late
going to a doctors appointment: late
going to a dentist appointment: late
going to my friends house: late
going to a party: late
going to a concert: 8 hours early
one day an insane person is going to threaten me with a gun and im going to make some stupid joke and thats how my life will end
“hit me with your best shot”